Sunday, April 27, 2008

That is so money.

The Food Network is like my porn. My favorite thing to do on the weekends is to have a cup of coffee and turn to channel 50. You talk to anyone who watches the Food Network and they almost all have their favorite "Chef", mine?
1. The old school Paula episodes (when she lived in her old house and when she hadn't met Michael yet). Her food was more "homey" and reminded me of many things I had growing up in the Midwest.

2. Sandra Lee, cause that bitch always has a weird ass cocktail at the end and who doesn't like her table scape's? I know I love em.


And then there is my absolute favorite,


3. Ina. She (along with Paula) makes no excuses for using butter and a ton of oil in her recipes. I love her kitchen and overall house and really enjoy her recipes. I have adapted many of hers to more point friendly ones. But I think more importantly I love the fact that she is fat. There is only one episode I can think of that she creates a "low calorie" dish. It was kind of like a tzaki sauce (that amazing creamy garlicky-dill sauce on gyros that I could eat by itself!). Sorry I got off track...all in all, she works it. She has fun and doesn't give a shit. I would totally be her friend.


But as much as I love my girls, a new favorite has come into the picture, Guy Fieri. I'm not too keen on his cooking show, but I love one of the shows he hosts. Diners, Drive-ins and Dives. Anyone who has seen this show knows what I am talking about. He goes around the country looking for great diners, drive-ins, and dives (duh). The episode I saw today, he went to a place where they deep fried a hamburger patty. But not to be out done, Guy freakin deep fried the ENTIRE hamburger! Amazing. I would SO eat that! The place also had deep fried Twinkies and Oreos. Ok, my mouth is watering, I need to stop.

The only problem with watching this truly hardcore "porn" show, I get hungry. It doesn't matter if I just ate or if I am eating at the moment, I really want what he is eating. I wonder if they have Food Network Anonymous?


Hi my name is Soho Fat Girl and I am addicted to the Food Network.

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